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[16-03-05] At any rate today I am wearing on the left foot the correct sock for today and on the right foot the correct sock for tomorrow.
[26-10-04] That some people love 25 long termers sounds right
[10-10-04] Well I've been really, really busy.
[08-06-04] Blu-tack is not called blu-tack in other countries
[07-06-04] A draw takes place which pits each team with one other team
[04-06-04] It's nominally high not actually high
[03-06-04] Things like postal voting and e-voting and so on
[02-06-04] By not voting
[01-06-04] Ear flaps
[31-05-04] Amzanig
[28-05-04] (The number of socks I have - 1) / 1
[27-05-04] A very small chance of random discovery
[26-05-04] A feat not repeated if memory serves, until the ending of the original Italian Job
[25-05-04] Tom bristled
[24-05-04] Albert Einstein
[21-05-04] the other one is covered pretty much from hairline to hemline in ointment of the tan blocking kind
[20-05-04] It tickles
[19-05-04] A man called David Rice Atchison
[18-05-04] Burgess also was very keen to point out people who were boring, people he called "Bromides"
[17-05-04] Unfortunately it became unsafe for modern safety standards and was closed some years ago
[14-05-04] So what was the band name? Bugfly
[13-05-04] All of Malcolm's friends don't live in trees anymore
[12-05-04] His head in his hands.
[11-05-04] The offices were very impressive and even had giant fish tanks
[10-05-04] Maybe there had been other choices
[07-05-04] A4 paper weighs about 5g per page (if it's 80gsm)
[06-05-04] In case you are interested
[05-05-04] Messing with your food
[04-05-04] First up the food is fabulous
[03-05-04] It is in this way that we define the people we refer to as "our friends" rather than people we "are friendly with"
[30-04-04] Steve looked up from the table
[29-04-04] "Well I'm not buying you a plane ticket am I"
[28-04-04] The debate is especially keen when the baggage is alive. Incredible!
[27-04-04] The particular example I'm thinking about is a woman who has been quite dressed in quite a dowdy dressed all winter
[26-04-04] I know what you're thinking "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!"
[23-04-04] A word now about Des O'Connor
[22-04-04] Survey's are no good because people like to say that they are anti speeding and anti marijuana
[21-04-04] Beer or beer related product
[20-04-04] The situation, unfortunately, is that "cloning" and "genetic modification" have taken on horrendous slurs
[19-04-04] There's a sign in Victoria train station in London which says "no sleeping overnight on this concourse"
[16-04-04] The rules governing freedom of speech, freedom of press and personal privacy have always been tricky
[15-04-04] I once met the playwright Alan Ayckbourn
[14-04-04] First up was a section which included not only gender and age
[13-04-04] Cloud was slowly forming on the edge of Canary Warf
[12-04-04] If you are male then check to see if the other person is a woman or a gay male
[09-04-04] Sunday night
[08-04-04] I reacted quickly but not deftly
[07-04-04] By simply making people aware of terrorism don't the terrorists win
[06-04-04] Spring is officially coming along nicely
[05-04-04] For example, "This is my girlfriend" vs. "Don't go there girlfriend".
[02-04-04] Pockets? Not for long mate
[01-04-04] My brother is in a play at the moment
[31-03-04] Education, Education, Education
[30-03-04] Well it's Egyptian Turkish innit.
[29-03-04] Who takes a hole punch to a restaurant
[26-03-04] Short term, long term and another type
[25-03-04] I've been a bit behind with my articles recently.
[24-03-04] Important at the time
[23-03-04] This wall seems pretty stupid
[22-03-04] A time of great happiness and great sadness
[19-03-04] The law of diminishing weirdness
[18-03-04] As I hung on the corner of the crescent moon
[17-03-04] The third possibility
[16-03-04] That there was a bar over the road called "Fiction"
[15-03-04] If, as we may assume, weirdness is absolute
[12-03-04] A huge hulking human gets onto the tube
[11-03-04] The blind date is an interesting concept. Will it work?
[10-03-04] The getting married business won't occur until his return.
[09-03-04] My cunning trick?
[08-03-04] How do you know that the colour green you see is the same colour green everyone else sees?
[05-03-04] Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or call 999
[04-03-04] On Sunday night, I was in Euston train station with Katherine and we spotted an unattended bag.
[03-03-04] Mathematical biography
[02-03-04] Her left leg is itching
[01-03-04] A definite improvement she thought
[27-02-04] The hair toss is key
[26-02-04] 11221
[25-02-04] The goose bumps
[24-02-04] The note I wrote was stranger in the background
[23-02-04] They wanted me to ruin their picture
[20-02-04] The people at the next table are taking a picture
[19-02-04] This player is the strongest
[18-02-04] A pizza muffin
[17-02-04] Well...
[16-02-04] Goodnight
[13-02-04] Right Enough
[12-02-04] Ah magic number seven. Seven is the most likely number you will roll.
[11-02-04] A black waterproof
[10-02-04] On-licence a licence to sell alcohol to people to consume alcohol on the premises
[09-02-04] For some reason buying cartages for a pen you already own is less exciting than buying a whole new exciting pen.
[06-02-04] Did you serve my friend earlier?
[05-02-04] Hi Monopoly fans. The purchasing of property.
[04-02-04] I'm fascinated by board games
[03-02-04] I ask Harry why he supports Italy
[02-02-04] The house is quite an old with a modern extension.
[30-01-04] Work is crazy. Joy!
[29-01-04] I need more sleep. More sleep, more sleep, more sleep.
[28-01-04] Work, was work really. Crazy. Well. [Thinking]
[27-01-04] Arrive at work at 8:45
[26-01-04] I wonder if you've remained stripy or if
[23-01-04] The sky is a very deep blue
[22-01-04] Two groups of four. Whereas the older group don't.
[21-01-04] Well, I've eaten snake, crocodile, shark fin soup - and just everything.
[20-01-04] I've spent half my life staring back at this river.
[19-01-04] I've been wondering, somebody had to, about moustaches.
[16-01-04] And suddenly my memory was triggered.
[15-01-04] Clearly the attendee was not a fan of the female member of the happy couple.
[14-01-04] Who invented the cocktail umbrella?
[13-01-04] Why parachute?
[12-01-04] Walter was absolutely appalled that we were proposing to dine al-fresco
[09-01-04] The shoe department of a well known shop in lower Manhattan, New York, New York - women's section of course.
[08-01-04] "Can you turn that music down?" he enquired.
[07-01-04] What we need is simply the word "forwent".
[06-01-04] Girl: Right?
[05-01-04] Girl: ...yeah...
[02-01-04] Weeeeellllll... Anyhoo.
[01-01-04] It's going well your Popeishness.
[31-12-03] I know of four categories of people.
[30-12-03] Out of the 3 billion pages there is only 1 page that matches.
[29-12-03] Yeah. Working with Fartus.
[26-12-03] You see an easy question.
[25-12-03] A star, said Steve.
[24-12-03] Well. Chicken butt.
[23-12-03] Tom could see Jack couldn't he?
[22-12-03] Jenna was not happy.
[19-12-03] They steal my skin.
[18-12-03] I've been sick.
[17-12-03] Happily minding everyone's business.
[16-12-03] Now men, in general, I think dress almost exclusive for their peer group.
[15-12-03] So there's conversation. Ah the sitcom.
[12-12-03] Expedition to the centre of the brain - Part 5
[11-12-03] Expedition to the centre of the brain - Part 4
[10-12-03] Expedition to the centre of the brain - Part 3
[09-12-03] Expedition to the centre of the brain - Part 2
[08-12-03] Expedition to the centre of the brain - Part 1
[05-12-03] Cheers, The Man on the Moon. x
[04-12-03] Fala was a black Scottish Terrier and was FDR's constant companion.
[03-12-03] Why didn't Iraq demand weapons inspectors go into America?
[02-12-03] Then does it impinge on their freedom?
[01-12-03] Britain is Americas tragically hip dad
[28-11-03] Bagels and doughnuts are approximately the same shape.
[27-11-03] Anyway so I'm pretty sure it's making us cold blooded.
[26-11-03] Bob... Great Sir.
[25-11-03] Hmmm. Well...
[24-11-03] There were four people selling whistles and luminous dummies.
[21-11-03] Diomede became depressed.
[20-11-03] You're dying.
[19-11-03] Well... You're right. Really?
[18-11-03] The Thebans' Sacred Band were the first army to beat the Spartans.
[17-11-03] You won't listen.
[14-11-03] The Stephen Frys of this world, the Woody Allens.
[13-11-03] Steve Shaw sat on a sea saw.
[12-11-03] I had dropped my bottle top.
[11-11-03] I came out with dinner = washing - drying.
[10-11-03] Shaw!
[07-11-03] Right. Right.
[06-11-03] 90% of the worlds mobile phones use one company's predictive text product.
[05-11-03] We all love filling in forms.
[04-11-03] The other problem is music.
[03-11-03] Today another one half of a conversation.
[31-10-03] We're pumpkin eating pixies you see.
[30-10-03] Bing bing bing bing Are you ready children?
[29-10-03] Peace reined and Rule Britannia was playing on his inner monologue.
[28-10-03] Apparently it tested well in a focus group.
[27-10-03] Listen I need another hour's sleep.
[24-10-03] Madonna! Pope Eugenius III.
[23-10-03] The book with the missing first page?
[22-10-03] A man was very excitedly talking into his telephone.
[21-10-03] Apparently Tony Blair drank too much coffee.
[20-10-03] He was seeing this anthropologist, but...
[17-10-03] The following morning at breakfast we discovered another quirky feature of the countryside life.
[16-10-03] As the man moved past Simon's seat, Simon extended his leg and the man tripped over it.
[15-10-03] Well, okay, so it was my fault.
[14-10-03] "Wow," Steve thought, "this is uncomfortable."
[13-10-03] Start finishing up your drinks now please.
[10-10-03] Britney, Beyonce, Christina? Madonna!
[09-10-03] The woman down the corridor is speaking very loudly.
[08-10-03] Terry looked nervous.
[07-10-03] It's a cheese and wine party not a cheese and cheese party.
[06-10-03] Leon-Battista Alberti.
[03-10-03] Yesterday. Ah.
[02-10-03] The Bald Headed Eagle was a bird of low moral character.
[01-10-03] Now I'm not discounting the corset theory.
[30-09-03] I walk into the living room clutching a clutch of eggs in my hand.
[29-09-03] The answer is obvious the spy mastermind in Great Britain today is Boris Johnson.
[26-09-03] My Grandmother has solid toothpaste.
[25-09-03] I'm slightly batty.
[24-09-03] Even his beard was drunk!
[23-09-03] Well it works in my car.
[22-09-03] Right, I suggested
[21-09-03] Lawrence Stephenson? Sorry
[20-09-03] The problem wasn't bitch Brenda though
[19-09-03] Aha! Granddad. Nonsense.
[18-09-03] Yeah.
[17-09-03] The footsteps arrive. Flop.
[16-09-03] Miles
[15-09-03] Hi!
[14-09-03] However real men and women smoke slowly, purposely and death defyingly.
[13-09-03] Anyway, so Pete moved in.
[12-09-03] alcoholic South African
[11-09-03] Mum, you just called me sweetheart
[10-09-03] Yasser Zoom Zoom Zoom Arafat
[09-09-03] Steam can opener
[08-09-03] The phrase "To coin a phrase"
[07-09-03] Mellon University
[06-09-03] Bated from abated
[05-09-03] Does it contain more than one ingredient?
[04-09-03] Hurrah !! Somnambulism.
[03-09-03] Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
[02-09-03] Anyway, talking of sidestepping I seem to have for some reason totally sidestepped taste.
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