A man and a woman, who have never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were both tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 a.m., he leaned over and gently wakes the woman, saying, "Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied sweetly. "Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married."
"Wow! That’s a great idea!!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own blanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted.

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