Somebody I work with received a fabulous CV through the post the other day. It was around fifteen pages long and bound together.

Clearly whoever it was who was composing it had to fill out the space and bulk it up a bit so they had to find some non-reluctant things which seemed relevant. I'm not sure they exactly succeeded.

First up was a section which included not only gender and age but added in was height and weight.

Then there was a section which tried to prove why he was worth almost double what he was currently earning.

And then one last section was titled "What does my wife think of my changing jobs?" with the reply "In fact she is very keen to see me stay in the city."

I wonder why?